rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

(via unescapable)

overlypolitebisexual:

straight boy: spending time with my bro! #nohomo #justfriends #justplatonicfriends #platonicmalefriends #nogaybusiness #wearenteventouching #satfivefeetapart #ilovechicks #notguys #onlyliketheladies #notgay #straightasaline #straighterthannedflanders #justabromance #butnotagayone #didialreadysaynohomo

(via fake-mermaid)

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via asian)

always-kira-lee:

Who knew
playstatixn:

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

cakejam:

in exams like

image

(via asian)

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

(via fake-mermaid)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via asian)

awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

(via trust)