I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste, via asian)

swiftingthrough:

legendary
ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via asian)

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

(via asian)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via unescapable)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via asian)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via unescapable)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

(via trust)

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

(via fake-mermaid)